We could all use a little extra help to stay afloat. You wouldn’t go on a boat without a floatation device; why go through life without one? Create an “emergency life jacket” that you can wear when you feel a little underwater, out of your depth, or just like you need to be buoyed a little, customized with whatever will help you keep swimming.
Tag: puns
Item 196 – Fishing for Compliments
You’ve been out fishing for compliments, and you just snagged a whopper.
Item 195 – HairBnB
Create a HairBnB for head lice. Showcase all the amenities in photos. But don’t post it on AirBnB! Instead, hang your flyer where your clients will see it: at a local hair salon. – Inspired by Maison Collins
Item 178 – S’mores Code
When you want to say something sweet to your loved one, you always use s’mores code.
Item 160 – Lunar Ticks
The lunar ticks are in the hall… Pink Floyd knew what was up. Show us what the lunar ticks on the dark side of the moon look like (you know, because you have a specimen preserved in a jar in your front hall.)
Item 159 – Right a Great American Novel
Right a great American novel. This is not a typo.
Item 59 – Cement your Own Joy
Cement your own joy.
Item 57 – Send Noods
Send noods! There’s been an epidemic of people sending explicit noodle photos to unsuspecting people. We believe consent is important, and in this case, we consent—with some STRICT caveats: Recreate a TASTEFUL image of a famous nude painting or sculpture in noodles ONLY and then post it on social media tagged #SendNoods. Submit your actual image and a link to the tweet in your comments.
Item 185 – Hand-Beaned Gown
A delicately hand-beaned gown. That’s not a typo.
Item 180 – Literal Superhero

A literal take on your favorite (super)hero. For example, a man ironing clothes captioned, “Iron Man” (though you can’t use that now). – Sarah N.