Some things absolutely should be polished, and some things should not. Until now, it has been pretty much universally agreed that coconuts should not be polished. But we are never bound by tradition! Go polish a coconut. Like, to the point that it doesn’t even look like a coconut any more, but now it looks like a really-really-highly-polished coconut.
History will know your name as a valiant Conquesodor, conquerer of cheeses. Carve a famous explorer from cheese. You’re a regular Don Brie-ote.
Waffle House. No no, we mean a REAL Waffle House. Let’s see your best flapjack flophouse. Your best Eggo edifice. Your best hotcake homestead. Your best crepe condominium. You get the idea. – Dave L.
Dryer lint animal petting zoo. Make the largest animals you can.
(VERTICAL, UP TO 1 MINUTE). You just got hired as one of those corner “sign spinners.” Your sign advertises the unorthodox or uplifting message you think the world needs to hear. (“Owls are terrific.” “Walk barefoot in the grass today.” “You are A Good Person.” “The clouds are watching over you.” etc.) Dance and show us your spinning routine!
(SIDE-BY-SIDE) We all brag about our social media follower count, but what we should really be bragging about is our (low) carbon footprint. Let’s make a game out of it: Calculate your carbon footprint. The calculator will also provide you with the number of trees you’d need to plant per year to offset your footprint. Post your carbon footprint and the number of “offset trees” on your social media (with the link above in the post as well) tagging 3 friends and challenging them to play #GISH #CarbonCrush with you. Write a one paragraph post describing how you will decrease your carbon footprint by 15% in the next year. Then, on your honor, after the hunt, implement your plan.
(SIDE-BY-SIDE) Salt and Pepper go so well together. They’re a match made in heaven. Let’s use the magical symbiotic powers of salt and pepper to unite two feuding personalities in art. Take two legendary nemeses and unite them on a cutting board or plate with one depicted in salt and one in pepper. If they still don’t get along in the picture, that’s okay. At least you tried.
You didn’t get much sleep last night. Maybe you were stressed. Maybe the kids were up and down. Maybe your pet decided it would be fun to need to go to the bathroom outside multiple times. Whatever the case, when you got dressed this morning you were so tired EVERYTHING was cattywampus and it’s like you got dressed in the dark. Your shoes became a fashionable hat on your head, your pants turned into a fine scarf, and your shirt or jacket? They became tuxedo pants, short shorts, a skirt or some other lower extremity covering. Socks? Well those became gloves, we think. But you know best. What happened to your underwear? Did it become jewelry? A tie? A belt? Only you know. Show us how you put it all together. Impress us with mixed-up fashion skills.
Propaganda isn’t always a bad thing; sometimes it’s helpful! Design a mascot for Vax, the Lovable COVID vaccine to help convince people to get their shot. – Deidra L.
On Supernatural, they always said, “Don’t pull the thread!” We say pull the thread. Create a portrait of a Supernatural character out of a single thread, in the style of Slovenian artist Cvern.